do you know who simon biles's husband is?
Obama Sharing His Favorite Movies Of 2023, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, the Main Characters include Simone Biles's husband (whoever that is), Obama, a cruel Christmas stunt and Nikki Haley ignoring the role of slavery in the Civil War.
Sunday
AlaskanTzar
The character: AlaskanTzar, X user, ignorant person
The plot: In this rather offensive Main Character entry, X user AlaskanTzar suggested that the Sentinelese people, an indigenous population living voluntarily in isolation, require Western "enlightenment." (They also state with some confidence that there will be Mars colonies and transhuman cyborgs in the future, but we don't have time to get into all that.)
Ok but when are we going to make contact with North Sentinel Island? Are we going to have Mars colonies and trans human cyborgs but just keep a bunch of people in a pre bronze age bubble until the end of time? pic.twitter.com/VHXUeoSjDI
— AlaskanTzar (@AlaskanTzar) December 24, 2023
The repercussion: The response to this post was, pretty much universally, "stop trying to colonize everything."
they’re just vibing man who cares if like 28 people don’t wanna have iPhones https://t.co/A5sVh9UIPo
— woke stifler (@Yelix) December 24, 2023
White people when they can't colonize a group of indigenous people https://t.co/5K1jcLXRAP pic.twitter.com/8hyTirfbYM
— Alien Superstar 👽 (@Ali_ensuperstar) December 25, 2023
“Are we going to have Mars colonies and trans human cyborgs”
— Chriso (@designeiro) December 24, 2023
My friend we will not have this either
leave them alone
— danisha carter (@danishacarterr) December 24, 2023
I can’t stand how many people out there arrogantly assume that it’s somehow our duty to bring our own civilization to people who seem like they’re doing just fine on their own.
— CultureWarStrategy (@TheCultureWar02) December 24, 2023
Leave them be.
White people seeing an uncolonized group of people minding their own business https://t.co/fireVQlXB2 pic.twitter.com/bfPuq1Vjjn
— Free 🇵🇸 (@bliss3301) December 25, 2023
They know the outside world exists. They don't know the extent of it, but they know it is there and very different from them.
— James Raab 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@JamesRaxz) December 24, 2023
They have a right to choose how they want to contact us. They deserve - and require - our absence, not our interference, until / if they choose to.
Darcy Jimenez
Tuesday
@MissRiRi33
The character: @MissRiRi33, strict aunt, bad at risk assessment
The plot: Over the holiday period, X user @MissRiRi33 posted a video showing her niece receiving a literal brick as a present because she had, allegedly, been naughty. "The child was too stunned to speak," MissRiRi33 wrote.
It's no surprise that the post is now deleted, because people on the app soon made very clear how bad a gift — and life lesson — that was.
The repercussion: X users pointed out how the child had been wronged, receiving punitive action in the first place, and how calm she was while registering the whole ordeal. I hope this kid got a real gift after all of this — or, if not, that the brick miraculously found its way onto that kid's parents' car.
these will be the same parents begging her 30 year old self to come home for Christmas for photo ops just to pretend they didn’t actually scar her and neglect her as a child. they will rot. https://t.co/5Nq9sjLg6r pic.twitter.com/Qfr0IM8sgM
— 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛ (@lwilmaskreti616) December 25, 2023
Y’all overreacted and might be bad people because a naughty kid would have got busy with that brick. https://t.co/TiZCfZ7yXM
— Mel (@thegates0fmel) December 25, 2023
Children "act up" because of various reasons, some of them due to inability to communicate their emotions to adults and breaking down complex feelings in vocabulary they don't have. Giving a child a brick for Christmas is revenge not discipline. Most people should not have kids. https://t.co/9D90XzyBdS
— Rituparna (@MasalaBai) December 26, 2023
this isnt even funny this is just sad. do u see how hard shes trying to not cry in front of the camera???? i feel so bad https://t.co/wdQmHJ1d6D
— mei #1 (@meigbp) December 25, 2023
Adwait Patil
Thursday
Simone Biles's husband
The character: Jonathan Owens, Simone Biles's husband, safety for the Green Bay Packers (yes, I had to Google his position)
The plot: This week in Men Telling On Themselves, the husband of the most decorated gymnast of all time embarrassed himself trying to explain how their relationship blossomed. In an interview with The Pivot, the couple shared how they met (on Raya) and whether they recognized each other (Owens said he didn't who Biles was), and Owens shared that he generally thinks "men are the catches" in relationships.
#SimoneBiles husband says he didn’t know who she was when they met & says he’s the catch. pic.twitter.com/gnbUFerFot
— The Gworls Are Fighting (@baddietvv) December 21, 2023
The repercussion: There's a lot to unpack here. I'll skip the drama over how Biles pursued him (you don't become the best in your sport without going after what you want, so more power to her) and also the bit about how he "didn’t know" who she was (ok, sure, Jan). Saying he's "the catch" was enough to send me and much of the internet. To her credit, Simone seems unbothered by all this foolishness and remains perfectly content to be the cameraman's favorite fan to find in the crowd at Lambeau Field this season.
If people refer to you as "______'s husband" you're not the catch
— Roberto Valdes🇨🇺🎉 (@Rob36622) December 22, 2023
Everyone in that room. pic.twitter.com/uXk3OkOBSh
— JANEE RAE💋 (@Still_Bourgeois) December 22, 2023
Simone Biles’s husband is being roasted on tiktok for saying he’s the real catch 😂 pic.twitter.com/Uy6aq9hfoC
— Lorelei 🌕🧙🏻♀️🕸🍄 (@hatpinwoman) December 28, 2023
You’re married to Simone Biles, the most decorated gymnast in history but you think you’re the catch pic.twitter.com/XH2HkVYlyJ
— rosechocglam (@rosechocglam) December 22, 2023
The Simone Biles husband thing is an extreme example of what we already know.
— Emily Snook (@hoopersnook) December 22, 2023
Women can excel at the highest levels- transcend the highest levels. And some mediocre dude will say outloud his mere existence in a male dominated space is equal to or greater than her achievements. pic.twitter.com/yMhi8QH3iv
Simone Biles is trending because even as her husband is getting dragged, nobody knows his name pic.twitter.com/ng8vQXllnx
— Muted. Argue with yourself. (@___inCANdescent) December 22, 2023
Annie Johnson
Thursday
Nikki Haley
The character: Nikki Haley, Republican presidential candidate, bad history student
The plot: Haley, the former South Carolina governor who's running for the Republican presidential nomination, didn't say the word "slavery" when she was asked what caused the American Civil War at a campaign event in New Hampshire.
"What do you want me to say about slavery?" should be the end of Nikki Haley's political career. pic.twitter.com/m29l7GTGMt
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) December 28, 2023
It's likely that Haley's refusal to talk about slavery will end high-up on the list of gaffes at the end of the political calendar. She did try and save herself, but after that, what's the point?
The repercussion: You know you've messed up when the sitting 81-year-old president quotes you.
It was about slavery. https://t.co/q9bTDvtPne
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 28, 2023
Happy Thursday to everyone, except Nikki Haley!
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) December 28, 2023
Nikki Haley was Gov of South Carolina. In South Carolina's Articles of Secession, the VERY FIRST reason they give on why they're going to war is, "[A]n increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery..."
— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) December 28, 2023
But yeah let's ban more books https://t.co/1uaYzFWHB8
https://t.co/yEVLkW1cy3 pic.twitter.com/vGilYCz1p8
— Peter Velz (@petervelz) December 28, 2023
This is like the kind of answer a freshman in high school would give if they had to give a presentation on something they didn't prepare for https://t.co/dpMarZ1kmP
— Big Supernaturals (@UweBollocks) December 28, 2023
Ladies and gentlemen, the “moderate” in the Republican primary. https://t.co/Mprli48d6b
— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) December 28, 2023
Adwait Patil
Wednesday
Barack Obama
The character: Barack Obama, former US president, list maker, movie producer
The plot: Back when he was in office, former President Obama started a a tradition of various year-end lists of his favorite books and albums. He's kept up that tradition over all these years, and this year's "best movies" list is out! Surely this won't result in any memery...
Earlier this year, writers and actors went on strike to advocate for better working conditions and protections. It led to important changes that will transform the industry for the better.
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) December 27, 2023
Here are some films that reflect their hard work over the last year — including some like… pic.twitter.com/TMH9LeQgsT
The repercussion: Oh wait, he named the movies his production company was directly involved in making as his favorites. And put "Oppenheimer," a film about dropping bombs on innocent people, on the list, too.
Obama watching Oppenheimer. https://t.co/3IBmKDdniI pic.twitter.com/5cEGgrhh4g
— ayan. (@artan_ayan) December 27, 2023
https://t.co/SJfvRhPoaX pic.twitter.com/9yIpe8d3z5
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) December 28, 2023
https://t.co/NfZEqL5XsQ pic.twitter.com/fhwXaQhngy
— AmericanTruckSongs9 (@ethangach) December 27, 2023
No SKINAMARINK , told y’all it wouldn’t happen https://t.co/lUTPqdmGNQ
— Reyna Cervantes (@Jfcdoomblade) December 27, 2023
Obama when Truman waved that handkerchief at Oppenheimer https://t.co/zNAObUh5U9 pic.twitter.com/9M9TryeT3E
— Aesop's Foibles (@NotYetSurgeon) December 27, 2023
I KNEW IT https://t.co/jzjCrzRGXq pic.twitter.com/gJyhmGWfmn
— matt (@RealMattGannon) December 28, 2023
Barack Obama shares his favorite drone strikes of 2014
— Siddhant Adlakha (@SiddhantAdlakha) December 28, 2023
I can't believe Barack Obama made a middle-of-the-road aggressively milquetoast movie list.
— Nickrob (@Nickrob) December 27, 2023
This meme is years old
— James David Dickson (@downi75) December 28, 2023
Huffing his own farts is the Barack Obama brand https://t.co/9FlCekJgmD pic.twitter.com/C9z97wOlXS
president obama you must come clean and admit that you simply did not see enough movies this year to make this list. there is no way ben affleck’s air is one of the ten best movies of the year. the american people deserve better. https://t.co/4Jf50xCLb2
— John DiLillo (@JohnDiLillo) December 27, 2023
Jared Russo
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured another company using AI to harness a dead person's voice, a racist comment from a sports personality and people hating on DINKs.
And if you want to recap all the biggest Main Characters of the year, check out our 2023 roundup here.
[Image credit: @artan_ayan]