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A Couple Who Angered People By Not Having Kids, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got another company using AI to harness a dead person's voice, a racist comment from a sports personality and people hating on DINKs.
Tuesday
The Calm app
The character: Calm, sleep app, creepy AI dweebs
The plot: This week, Variety reported that the app "Calm," used by many to aid in meditation and catching Zs, has received approval from Jimmy Stewart's family to have an AI-powered copy of Stewart's voice narrate "It's a Wonderful Sleep Story" for its paying customers.
EXCLUSIVE: The voice of Jimmy Stewart, the legendary Hollywood actor who died in 1997, is featured as the narrator of a new Calm app bedtime story thanks to AI-cloning technology.
— Variety (@Variety) December 5, 2023
The project has the consent of Stewart's family and his estate. https://t.co/GkcarFrjog
After seeing Variety's tweet about it, most of the internet started making a variety of gagging sounds. Some AI diehards were pleased, but the overall crowd wasn't having a wonderful life.
The repercussion: In spite of the scrunched up faces of a number of X users, Calm didn't reverse course. Heck, they've even gotten some fluff pieces that are basically free advertising. Sometimes, doing the gross thing that most people hate pays.
There's no way Jimmy Stewart would be okay with AI using his voice. He was vocally against people tampering with his work and image.
— Vincent Alexander (@NonsenseIsland) December 5, 2023
For example, here's a letter from Jimmy Stewart (read by Ginger Rogers) arguing against colorizing black & white films at a senate meeting. https://t.co/SArunQxr1F pic.twitter.com/SQ2S3LFSrT
Dreadful! Sadly the sign of things to come unless this insanity and laziness stops.
— James Leighton (@Leightonauthor) December 5, 2023
“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want Man Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around those horrors and pull ‘em down for yah. Then you can swallow it, and they’ll all dissolve, see? And the horror beams will shoot out…
— Billy Gribbin (@BillyGribbin) December 5, 2023
Honestly I don’t think anyone, even the relatives should have the ability to give the consent of the dead
— Eirene Vapor (@EireneVapor) December 5, 2023
The concept of “Rest in Peace” needs to persist
besides the gross use of AI and mismanaging of ones estate I just need to ask who was like "okay so it's Calm, right? Relaxing, bedtime kind of vibes. Chill." and the best answer in the room was "hey you know who would be perfect is Jimmy Stewart" https://t.co/nP4JyfDFVk
— Niko Stratis (@nikostratis) December 5, 2023
Grant Brunner
Wednesday
Chris Russo
The character: Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, old man, possible racist
The plot: Chris Russo (no relation to me, the writer) has been on radio and TV for so many decades, and he's become a New York institution on hot takes about sports and yelling into microphones. If you're going to be talking publicly for most of the day, five days a week, year in and year out, you're bound to say something stupid eventually. Well, Chris has done that on several occasions in his life already, and now he's put his foot in his mouth yet again.
Chris Russo obliterates Shohei Ohtani’s hushed free agency: ‘What is this, the atomic bomb?’ https://t.co/urqo8vlf4T pic.twitter.com/pfcJ51BBKL
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) December 6, 2023
The repercussion: Shohei Ohtani, the most popular athlete in the world, wanted to keep his free agency news quiet. It's his right to remain silent about where he signs and who he meets with. And he also happens to be Japanese. The extremely poor choice of words by Russo were so offensive and so out of left field it really takes you a moment to reckon with the analogy he made.
How does this old man still have a job? Who is he gate-keeping from being on the air instead? Someone less racist and out of touch? Way to go ESPN for not dropping him on the spot after this one.
Japanese player and an Atom bomb reference. Can you possibly be more tone deaf? Russo can be amusing, but today’s rant was pathetic and classless.
— DJP (@oldpappy59) December 7, 2023
And if Shohei was German, would Russo have said “what is this, Auschwitz’s?”
— Carl (@MuffinTopsRHot) December 6, 2023
There’s no way bro said this pic.twitter.com/4PWDoX1Nal
— Buzz Lightyear (@BigKidDinner) December 6, 2023
this guy does absolutely anything for views… and holy shit why would he mention the atomic bomb in this scenario 😭
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) December 6, 2023
Praying Chris Russo doesn’t make any Pearl Harbor references on TV today
— Shawn (@PalmerDesigns_) December 7, 2023
Chris Russo is an embarrassment. ESPN needs to get him off the air https://t.co/CtzCA31giF
— Jeff Rothman 🌻🏒⚾️ (@amazingjr87) December 6, 2023
Jared Russo
Monday
DINKs
The character: Evan and Lilly, TikTok users, proud DINKs
The plot: Congrats, there's another economic trend-related term for you to learn! This time, it's "DINK," meaning "dual income, no kids" — and a couple of DINKs on the internet have really rubbed people up the wrong way recently.
In the TikTok video below, couple Evan and Lilly list the benefits of a child-free life — going out to eat every night, buying whatever they want, and so on — and a bunch of people are, for some reason, really mad about it. The X user who shared their video in the below post, for example, called them "genetic dead ends." Yikes.
You’re both genetic dead ends congrats pic.twitter.com/IACLvQzp1v
— ᴡᴇϟ (@offtheraiIs) December 4, 2023
The repercussion: It's bizarre when people get angry about anything that doesn't affect them, but it's particularly weird to get so upset about other people choosing not to have kids. Is it out of genuine (but misguided) concern for the future of the human race, or is it just envy at seeing someone else live a somewhat carefree and financially stable life? One couldn't possibly say.
Perhaps unsurprisingly for the app formerly known as Twitter, the couple received some pretty nasty responses — but thankfully, there were nice, normal people coming to their defense, too.
Imagine a 2000 year bloodline ending because someone wanted more snacks from Costco.
— Anthony CHAD-DAD Knobbe (@anthonysramblin) December 4, 2023
hard not to notice how nearly every single feature they mention here relates strictly to consumption https://t.co/BmVjqwPR58
— Magdalene J. Taylor (@magdajtaylor) December 4, 2023
Enjoy your highly depressive and meaningless existence
— Bailey Thiesz (@BaileyThiesz) December 4, 2023
“We’re dinks - our ability to contribute to the good of the entire history of humanity is void by orders of magnitude for instant gratification of our own minuscule slivers of life 😀👍”
— Jordan Heath (@JordanDHeath) December 4, 2023
Calling people who choose to not have kids “genetic dead ends” is true scumbag behavior. https://t.co/D7wcrr0rHW
— 🤷🏾♂️ (@Blackkout__) December 5, 2023
aaand... it doesn't matter as long as they are happy are contribute to society with their work?
— bj_cat 10 (@bjcat10tv) December 4, 2023
The amount of hate among X-ers towards people who choose not to have kids always surprises me. One would think we finally reached the state of civilisational development when social norms do no matter that much but I guess we're not there yet
— Ms.Conductor (@Ms_Conductor) December 4, 2023
I don't understand the animosity towards this couple. Not everyone wants children. Two of my uncles never had children with their wives, and they never regretted it. Funnily enough - not everyone wants the same things in life 🤷♀️
— Watson (@ImWatson91) December 5, 2023
a lot of super insane reactions to this video which i assume this couple made for fun on a walk together https://t.co/f0ardHhuCM
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) December 5, 2023
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured an extremely normal guy who wants to live forever, someone who's very proud of their dishonest behavior and an X user with an insensitive take on mental health issues.