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Gwyneth Paltrow's Deeply Unnecessary Nepo Baby Take, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got some unfortunate wording, a college grad with unrealistic expectations, a controversial home "improvement" and yet more nepo baby talk.
Wednesday
@Delta_ae
The character: Delta, the X account for "Halo" news and leaks
The plot: Hello, fellow gamers! "Halo Infinite" season five has launched, and with it comes a slew of new equipment, maps and modes for multiplayer. Let's see what the big new innovation is for the game!
Flat tire? No problem. Rim jobs are coming to #HaloInfinite
— Delta (@Delta_ae) October 18, 2023
New equipment, repair field, set to release later in season 5 #HaloReckoning pic.twitter.com/zO39OHvv1e
Oh.
The repercussion: Yeah, it was a poor choice of words. The framing was not great — but cars do have rims on them, and sometimes they need to be serviced. Oh my god, okay, it is impossible to talk about this tweet without sounding dirty. Let's just move onto the reactions.
what jobs
— Halo Plasmaposting (@Plasmaposting) October 18, 2023
WHAT is coming to infinite
— Shinerz (@JustShinerz) October 18, 2023
— Metro Tenkaichi (@KingMetroChan) October 18, 2023
Bout to make a halo account if you can get rim jobs in game
— ModernWarzone (@ModernWarzone) October 18, 2023
Nothing mixes better than Halo and a good Rim Job pic.twitter.com/NDIPBCXNy4
— 👑KG👑 (@XxiKGixX) October 19, 2023
My honest reaction pic.twitter.com/MButiyeFWy
— Zentreya ⚡VSHOJO (@zentreya) October 19, 2023
Jared Russo
Monday
Detroit's Builder
The character: Detroit's Builder, home improvement specialist, vibe killer
The plot: If there's one innocuous thing that gets people riled up on the internet, it's home improvement content. From remodeling jobs to weird floorplans, everyone has an opinion and believes their taste is superior.
Detroit's Builder, a home improvement specialist, shared a bathroom remodeling job, in which an old-school, green-tinged bathroom was sanitized and redeveloped into a stark white one.
The difference pic.twitter.com/S16UavOHD1
— Detroit’s Builder 🏚️➡️🏠 (@He2real__) October 16, 2023
Naturally, people didn't like the change.
The repercussion: The collective online mob was in agreement that the redesign wasn't great, and that the newer, white version lacked character.
Ok, now stop joking around and put it back
— Jen Dziura (@jendziura) October 17, 2023
I figure they had to turn a home into a hospital?
— Ismail O Postalcioglu (@postalcioglu) October 17, 2023
I don’t want to be nasty and I know everyone has different tastes but it should be a crime to make your house The Dentists https://t.co/6xAvtPWDyA
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) October 16, 2023
House flipping is sometimes really amazing and awesome but other times it’s so heartbreaking that we’re erasing such awesome originality & personality in homes to replace it with the same cold, neutral, doctors office vibes. One day we’ll look back at the gray/white everything… https://t.co/PP4LPFyHqx
— 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 (@anactualwalnut) October 17, 2023
Amazing quality renovation but I can’t stress enough how the wrong ppl are buying Detroit homes! Leave our silly little pink/green bathrooms alone!!!!! https://t.co/eDvNnn2Dgr
— kamau (@srchengn) October 16, 2023
Real estate developers will not stop until they turn every bathroom in America into an Apple Store from 2011 https://t.co/CgRCenOLFJ
— the information pimp (@BirdRespecter) October 16, 2023
Adwait Patil
Tuesday
@fitnesswithalison
The character: @fitnesswithalison, college grad, service worker, person with unrealistic expectations
The plot: On Tuesday, someone on X shared a post by TikTok user and business marketing graduate @fitnesswithalison, in which she complains about reportedly earning more from her serving job than she would in the marketing roles available to her.
She goes on to say it's unfair that she can't get the jobs she wants — those offering $150,000 to $200,000 salaries — because she doesn't have enough experience, arguing that her degree should count as her experience for the role.
I think it's high time people stop being so gullible pic.twitter.com/46YI2zpm5G
— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) October 17, 2023
The repercussion: Responses mostly ranged from calling Alison naive and unwilling to work to suggesting that she must be financially well-off, given the car she's driving. Overall, there wasn't a lot of sympathy for her in the comments and quote-tweets, but some people did see her point.
If you’re under like. 28 i don’t buy that you were told “all you need to do is go to college and you’ll be fine” bc i was told since like elementary school that a bachelors degree isn’t what it used to be https://t.co/pNhwNOd1hk
— tyler (@tyler02020202) October 18, 2023
I literally made 30k in my first marketing job lol. Why would anyone make 200k with no experience?
— Adam Singer (@AdamSinger) October 18, 2023
Lots of people are against unpaid internships but not against 80k debt for zero exp points And That's Weird https://t.co/om2EBpS6i2
— Simon Sarris (@simonsarris) October 18, 2023
Why can’t we just all start at the top of our profession?
— Luke DeNeui (@lukedeneui) October 18, 2023
Nice car, nice clothes, drinking her Starbucks and recording her rant on a nice mobile phone.
— Dr. Jim (@DrJimFLA) October 18, 2023
I'm having a hard time feeling her pain.
She’s asking for way too much money for an entry level job but I get where she’s coming from. I think a degree IN something used to mean more. It should be an actual credential showing you know a skill but it’s essentially just demonstrated interest. https://t.co/vb8JZ0n3fV
— 💘Sophia💘 (@Richard_Vixen) October 19, 2023
I talk to incoming freshmen every fall about finding jobs outside academia. They all think they’re getting a six figure starting salary. https://t.co/h5VFLRMamY
— memetic_sisyphus (@memeticsisyphus) October 18, 2023
Darcy Jimenez
Wednesday
Gwyneth Paltrow
The character: Gwyneth Paltrow, nepo baby, entrepreneur, hater
The plot: Paltrow — who doled out some surprisingly nifty advice recently — this week reignited the age-old nepo baby discourse once again, calling it an "ugly moniker" in a recent interview.
Gwyneth Paltrow says "nepo baby" is an "ugly moniker": "There’s nothing wrong with doing or wanting to do what your parents do...Nobody rips on a kid who’s like, ‘I want to be a doctor like my dad and granddad.'” https://t.co/2UZ9y0YLn0 pic.twitter.com/MpwXVoxRFJ
— Variety (@Variety) October 18, 2023
Paltrow compared the pop culture nepo babies to the children of doctors, saying, "Nobody rips on a kid who's like, 'I want to be a doctor like my dad and granddad.'"
Now, why would you do that? Especially when you're rich, successful and what not. The nepo baby discourse might be a dead-end trend now, but that didn't stop people from piling on Pepper Potts once again.
The repercussion: Maybe it was the stray shot at medical professionals that got people agitated enough to dunk on her this time.
I picture her in a parking lot somewhere just kinda saying this to no one in particular https://t.co/HHk1FVe5vX
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 18, 2023
Nepotism is actually considered a pretty major issue in the medical industry https://t.co/DZV6lxNUm7
— The Texas Chanisaw Maxacre (@EPM106) October 19, 2023
No reasonable person rips on kids who want to do what their parents and grandparents do.
— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) October 18, 2023
They will, however, rightfully mock those who are successful at jobs where access is a huge component and fail to acknowledge that they cleared that hurdle through no hard work of their own https://t.co/FpmcKEo7wm
I rip plenty on kids whose dads are doctors thank you https://t.co/s1sqUeHr89
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) October 18, 2023
How can someone be this old and keep thinking the dumbest stuff out loud. https://t.co/5EejjZhz2O
— Jane Marie (@SeeJaneMarie) October 18, 2023
Adwait Patil
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which included a Republican who didn't do the assigned reading, someone who thinks fictional sex is immoral and a surprisingly controversial bed setup.