Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got a Republican who didn't do the assigned reading, someone who thinks fictional sex is immoral and a surprisingly controversial bed setup.
Wednesday
Nancy Mace
The character: Nancy Mace, Republican member of the House of Representatives, not an active reader
The plot: After siding with Democrats and voting to oust former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, US Representative Nancy Mace wore a big, red letter A on her shirt. She told reporters: "I’m wearing the scarlet letter after the week I just had, being a woman up here, and being demonized for my vote and for my voice. I will do the right thing every single time, no matter the consequences."
Americans: This is a serious time where Congress should get its act together and think about other people.
— Christian Schneider (@Schneider_CM) October 11, 2023
Nancy Mace: https://t.co/NE8B4VEqd2
The repercussion: The shirt is, of course, a reference to everyone's high school required reading "The Scarlet Letter," Nathaniel Hawthorne's 1850 novel about a woman who is forced to wear a red A for being an adulterer and having children out of wedlock.
Naturally, not understanding what the A stood for or why it was famous in the first place is why Mace is a Main Character this week. That, and being a politician more interested in herself than actually helping any one American with any of their problems. So, just like any other politician.
When you very clearly didn’t do the reading, but still try to participate in class: pic.twitter.com/jWM9vWtWZd
— tré easton (@treeaston) October 10, 2023
Folks, this is why we shouldn’t ban books. https://t.co/Wnj32mPRCy
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 11, 2023
admitting to adultery to own the libs https://t.co/viiM5PQEkP
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) October 11, 2023
I’m fighting for fair and equal representation for all Lowcountry voters.
— Michael B. Moore (@michael_b_moore) October 12, 2023
But make no mistake: We have a plan to win in #SC01 no matter what the Supreme Court decides.
Donate now to help me defeat Nancy Mace and flip this swing district: https://t.co/Thd6DShxzV https://t.co/8lXLqGIYYS
Who’s going to tell Nancy Mace what the Scarlet Letter really means. If republicans read books instead of banning them, they wouldn’t beclown themselves like this. 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/Q5H4wiGhDu
— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) October 12, 2023
With all the attention Nancy Mace got with her letter 'A' costume stunt, Gaetz decided to do the same. pic.twitter.com/Yhc5WXUEo0
— Paul Leigh-Some Rascal on the Internet 🟧🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@Pleightx) October 12, 2023
Jared Russo
Monday
This X user
The character: an anonymous X user who doesn't understand the concept of fiction
The plot: This week, @Swilua shared one of the wildest takes I've ever seen on the app formerly known as Twitter — and that's saying something. The screenshot shows someone — I don't know who, because the usernames have kindly been scribbled out — arguing that sex between two fictional characters is coercive because the writer is forcing them, and they "don't have agency."
FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS BY THE AUTHOR I AM SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/e8huMYEzuf
— 🌈Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua) October 9, 2023
The repercussion: I don't think I need to explain why this stance is utterly absurd, so let's just take a look at the responses.
Wait until they hear about authors killing characters without their consent
— Charly (@zplerhop) October 10, 2023
just when i was growing overwhelmed with the hideous takes flinging about on twitter dot com, this post reminded me that sometimes the Internet breaks people's brains in ways that are truly magnificent https://t.co/8nQ03lcfNb
— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) October 10, 2023
Oh the girls have lost it. https://t.co/sfaokMb599
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) October 10, 2023
This is amazing
— Texas Warren G. Harding Massacre (@PopeAwesomeXIII) October 10, 2023
William Shakespeare: Famed murderer
This has nearly broken me but the Internet will not win https://t.co/LJVWMMZs19
— Bolu Babalola is technically on leave 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) October 10, 2023
literally just this https://t.co/zcraayRb8M pic.twitter.com/UQNtnEfZ4K
— lauren (@wee2remote) October 10, 2023
Darcy Jimenez
Monday
This person's roommate
The character: Hazel, obscure poster, roommate observer, bed analyzer
The plot: X user hazel recently had a couple of new roommates move in, and shared the below rough drawing of one of their bedrooms.
"Absolutely fascinating," hazel said of the roommate’s decision to have their pillows face the window, towards the hanging edge of the bed rather than against the wall.
For an obscure poster to get millions of engagements on such an innocuous post proved overwhelming — hazel later deactivated their account, saying "I think the things I don't like about twitter/being on twitter might outweigh the things I like about it."
The repercussion: Hazel’s masterful graphic depiction led to people asking more questions, drawing their own setups, airing out their insecurities and more.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) October 10, 2023
But she’s READY for anything coming from the window
— Mads (@startupwithmads) October 10, 2023
She expects more attacks from the window than from the doorway
— Flat White Zombies (@Dukiswa) October 10, 2023
i'm not exaggerating when I say that this is deeply unsettling to me. Like, to my CORE. https://t.co/tpJobIKmx1
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) October 10, 2023
help me because this is LITERALLY kiryu https://t.co/I2WXDNUag8 pic.twitter.com/RYNkFPw9VV
— robyn (@kazumaji88) October 10, 2023
Adwait Patil
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which included an NBA player causing controversy, someone earnestly defending Dimes Square and a TikToker who believes most people don't have an inner voice.