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Golfers Waging War With Cute Animals, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got congressman George Santos being his usual self, celebs getting confused about war, Gordon Ramsay being annoying and people defending pig-like creatures against the golfing elite.
Tuesday
Rep. George Santos
The character: Rep. George Santos, habitual liar, alleged felon, top-tier poster
The plot: George Santos is a Republican congressman who has become infamous for his seemingly endless capacity for lying, from pretending he worked on Wall Street to falsely claiming his grandmother died in the Holocaust. He's also an alleged criminal who is currently facing 23 felony charges, including conspiracy, wire fraud and identity theft.
With all that considered, it's completely wild that Santos this week posted the below meme of himself on social media, which reads: "They're not after me. They're after you, I'm just in the way." Erm, no — they're after you.
— Rep. George Santos (@RepSantosNY03) October 24, 2023
The repercussion: People were a combination of flabbergasted and entertained by Santos’ (frankly hilarious) posting.
unfortunately we're going to need a special exemption that allows George to have a phone in jailhttps://t.co/gSBwIodDJJ
— 🌴 Miley 🌴 (@youwouldntpost) October 24, 2023
you’re not a serious person
— LeGate (@williamlegate) October 24, 2023
Can we keep him in Congress but just strip him of all his powers? I’m gonna miss him. https://t.co/UjKYC0WJbC
— Nolan 🌹 (@VoidOfRoses) October 24, 2023
i hate how good he is at this https://t.co/oaSF0iiWCy
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) October 24, 2023
these complications are to be expected when you dabble in identity theft
— Duke 'Burrito Haver' Zero (@DukeZer0) October 24, 2023
you're so messy
I just think it's a bad thing to use being a meme lord as a cover for massive corruption and it's going to get way more annoying and bleak when there are like 30 of these guys https://t.co/xXdFD8rBGX
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) October 24, 2023
my personal mount rushmore is george santos, elizabeth holmes, caroline calloway and anna delvey. american excellence https://t.co/V5ieCGd6Mc
— LIL BITCH (@bitch_rights) October 25, 2023
Darcy Jimenez
Monday
Celebs writing to Biden
The character: Aubrey Plaza and other celebrities, potentially confused famous people
The plot: A massive group of rich and powerful people, ranging from Mattel CEO Ynon Kreiz to recent meme target Justin Timberlake to widely beloved actress Aubrey Plaza, signed a letter thanking Joe Biden for his "unshakable moral conviction, leadership and support for the Jewish people." With a topic as complicated and controversial as Israel and Palestine, it's no surprise that people have strong reactions here.
Amy Schumer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Chris Rock, Gwyneth Paltrow, Katy Perry, Bradley Cooper, Justin Timberlake and more signed an open letter to President Joe Biden, calling for the release of all hostages taken by Hamas. https://t.co/nNhqUEczix
— Variety (@Variety) October 23, 2023
While the letter itself has raised a lot of eyebrows, the wording of this tweet from Variety made it seem like the celebrities were actually demanding that Joe Biden himself free any remaining hostages.
Much of the content of the letter is made up of the vague platitudes you'd expect, but there is some wording that has certainly made a number of folks uncomfortable, given the specifics of the Israel-Palestine conflict — especially with regard to Aubrey Plaza's political beliefs.
The repercussion: For the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow and Bradley Cooper there will be absolutely zero repercussions, because this doesn't challenge anyone's existing view of them. Aubrey Plaza's signature, though, has resulted in a lot of disappointment.
did they sing imagine tho
— Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) October 24, 2023
As if Biden has control over this! 🙄
— And Still I Rise 🌊🌊🌊🌊 (@invictis117) October 24, 2023
@littleyeg ♬ original sound - Yeganeh
everyone has reason to hate aubrey plaza now pic.twitter.com/3Rm7YsTw0v
— free palestine 🇵🇸 (@sacrilegiaz) October 24, 2023
Aubrey Plaza too it's like i can't have anything now pic.twitter.com/ZmVLq06IEY
— kim ୨୧ (@wqndaolsen) October 25, 2023
AUBREY PLAZA!?!? I just fell to my knees in the kitchen https://t.co/hOoNVehBGP pic.twitter.com/S4FodkFoqp
— jay🪩 (@jethrothevirgo) October 24, 2023
Grant Brunner
Sunday
Golfers
The characters: Arizona golfers, javelina land thieves
The plot: Members of a private golf club in Sedona, Arizona, are in a battle against javelinas, an adorable, pig-like animal that I didn't know existed until this week.
On Sunday, the club's assistant superintendent posted a video on X showing how its once-pristine green had been destroyed by the animals.
Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along. pic.twitter.com/XftywHtVCf
— Em Casey (@emcaseyturf) October 22, 2023
The repercussion: While some people in the replies expressed sympathy for the golfers, many people celebrated the javelinas' act of defiance against the golfing elite. After all, the piggies were there first — you built on their home — and golf courses are terrible for the environment.
i just looked up 'javelina' and let me tell you golf is not winning a PR war against these guys https://t.co/Qr1QqQdG42 pic.twitter.com/wKe5r2XvfP
— Kisses Make Me Boogie O'Lantern (@TVsCarlKinsella) October 24, 2023
Javelina running to get to the golf course for some carnage. pic.twitter.com/jRWKQohlEE https://t.co/TIoaFJhLzP
— Russ McSpadden (@PeccaryNotPig) October 24, 2023
FYI just found out Javelinas look like this.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 24, 2023
From now on golf clubs are only to be used to defend these queens against anyone who tries to make them leave https://t.co/J2ev2wJvv4 pic.twitter.com/owwHbNRJHp
Be a better golfer and avoid the javelina damage 💅
— A. M. Pines (@AM_Pines) October 23, 2023
Solution: stop wasting precious resources on golf courses.
— Jay Ashman (@fvckinashman) October 23, 2023
70% of Arizona: *Cries about water wells drying up*
— Fyveonit (@ReedCulver) October 23, 2023
Sedona: "Let's turf the f&%*n desert with high end grass"
It'd be cooler to golf in the natural desert highlands tbh, one of the "bucket list" courses in the world sports burnt out Russian tanks as obstacles. pic.twitter.com/Yv9zYyVMST
critical support for the javelina as they lead the war on arizona golf courses https://t.co/bNL6IfKMBR pic.twitter.com/UPbUzhPscb
— alexandra (@bigmoodenergy) October 23, 2023
We recommend not putting your golf course in the middle of a javelina habitat. https://t.co/JFC4XywQKa
— WeRateHogs (@hog_rates) October 24, 2023
This golf club used 377,630 gallons of water daily in 2021.
— Doc 🐅 @ Furpoc (@DrWildlife) October 26, 2023
Yes, daily.
To compare, the average local home uses 167 gallons per day.
Expecting javelinas, a native animal, to avoid food resources on a course while urban expansion is taking over their habitat is hilarious to me. https://t.co/huwAUIYDbH
Darcy Jimenez
Sunday
The character: Gordon Ramsay, TV chef, out-of-touch rich person
The plot: Gordon Ramsay appeared on a podcast called "High Performance" recently, and one moment in particular has gone viral. Ramsay tells what he apparently thinks is a relatable, perhaps even inspiring, story about asking his wife's father for some money to buy a property.
He begins by saying "we were skint," but then goes on to reveal that they had £20,000 for the deposit, and needed another twenty — which is what he'd planned to ask his dad-in-law for. The end of the story? The dad tells Ramsay that before he'll lend him any money, he has to sell his Porsche.
That's right: at the time Ramsay claims he was broke, his young self was in possession of a sports car.
Out on Monday…on the High Performance Podcast… pic.twitter.com/mjHkmAZGMq
— Jake Humphrey (@mrjakehumphrey) October 22, 2023
The repercussion: People were mostly annoyed that Ramsay could claim to be "skint" when he had a car worth many thousands of pounds, while others wondered why on earth he would tell the story at all. Who is this relatable to? Do you really expect the average person to sympathize with you? Mind-boggling stuff.
https://t.co/pa5NiohZYt pic.twitter.com/OBCvSXFTup
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) October 22, 2023
Has there ever been a less relatable story? https://t.co/YFY3OBx2XH
— Chris (@chrisbarbour_) October 22, 2023
Incredibly moving story.
— Theory United (@United_Theory) October 22, 2023
“Now tell him you were skint before saying you owned a Porsche” https://t.co/qUCnuaLJeu pic.twitter.com/CVnZcRJuE8
— Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow) October 22, 2023
Just off to sell my Porsche, thanks gents
— Lazy (@LazyJam) October 22, 2023
Fair's fair. We made fun of them for saying avocados were stopping us all from buying houses, but we do all have Porsches and I'll admit that's been harder to justify for some time https://t.co/QFK6fpb9SU
— The author, Séamas O'Reilly (@shockproofbeats) October 22, 2023
That was the way it was, everyone had a Porsche https://t.co/YnoojjsR66 pic.twitter.com/aEBzgDISqb
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) October 22, 2023
Have you thought about selling your Porsche? https://t.co/9Z7jGQTaKH pic.twitter.com/c5J5JKfuPr
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) October 22, 2023
If LinkedIn could be manifested into two humans, this would be the horrific result.
— Ryan (@offgriddesigner) October 22, 2023
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which included some unfortunate wording, a college grad with unrealistic expectations, a controversial home "improvement" and yet more nepo baby talk.
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