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An Alarmingly Emotional Taylor Swift Fan, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got a very questionable parenting technique, a millionaire cereal brand CEO trying to profit from poverty, a writer who hates her commie ex and a Swiftie with a pretty extreme response to hearing their favorite song.
Monday
Autumn Christian
The character: Autumn Christan, science writer, commie hater
The plot: There's been a lot of alleged Mormon propaganda being shared online, and writer Autumn Christian had enough after seeing a critique on one such video.
Christian went in long on communists, how she dated one and how it was one of the worst experiences of her life. "I once dated a communist. He was a joyless person who felt profound guilt in anything that wasn't liberating the working class," she wrote, before adding eight more lines to her statement.
I once dated a communist. He was a joyless person who felt profound guilt in anything that wasn't liberating the working class. He refused to get a job because it meant he'd be taking a job from an immigrant, which meant I was working 15 hours a day to try to keep us off the… https://t.co/edsctlUckR
— Autumn Christian (@teachrobotslove) February 26, 2024
The repercussion: Despite Musk owning X, the platform hasn't gone as completely anti-communist as one would expect. A lot of people came out and chided Christian for her take, mostly because it really added nothing to the conversation.
I'll take "things that never happened" for 5 million Jim.
— Mfundo 🇿🇦 (@MfundoTweets) February 26, 2024
the cia couldn’t waterboard this information outta me https://t.co/jVM7Y2JOeH
— hayat • حياة (@hayxtt) February 26, 2024
White women when it's time to brag about dating loserspic.twitter.com/Su8JQzsCaK https://t.co/F2zlU6yjkS
— Serge Gainsbourg (@BKWelles) February 26, 2024
He was locked in sorry https://t.co/8PhtfOL3kN
— Grace Cathedral Park (@gracecthdralprk) February 26, 2024
There’s a Seinfeld episode for just about every dumb viral tweet on this app https://t.co/tVi4MtxSUL pic.twitter.com/hJGjY1fIBm
— Mark (@MarkPiselli13) February 27, 2024
https://t.co/aTuPYUJAAQ pic.twitter.com/ZDBjeVl32n
— alex lei (@alexL_E_I) February 26, 2024
Adwait Patil
Wednesday
@BlackTzedek and whoever this dad is
The character: @BlackTzedek, X user, and the unidentified father in this video
The plot: On Wednesday, an X user named @BlackTzedek shared a video an as yet unidentified dad posted of his toddler, who is sat on a mini tricycle on top of a coffee table. Instead of removing the child from the dangerous situation, like any sensible parent would do, the dad tells him he's going to fall, and then lets him — and watches as his head bumps the wall.
Defending the guy in the video, @BlackTzedek wrote: "All of the women in the comments who said that he's a bad father only brings into question just how many folks were raised without one."
"He warned. He assessed. He let him learn."
All of the women in the comments who said that he's a bad father only brings into question just how many folks were raised without one.
— BLACK TZEDEK (@BlackTzedek) February 28, 2024
He warned.
He assessed.
He let him learn.
FATHERS ARE VERY NECESSARY.
SALUTE. 💚 pic.twitter.com/QeKj2WtSsi
The repercussion: People wasted no time expressing their disapproval at this approach to parenting. Sure, it's good to teach children the consequences of their actions — but at the expense of their safety? If that kid had hit their head a little harder on that wall after falling, things could have looked very different.
Plus, he's a toddler, and toddlers can't yet grasp cause and effect like we can — it doesn't take a super parent to understand that.
He, literally, could’ve died. https://t.co/8xibtFmoNI
— Kimberly Nicole Foster (@KimberlyNFoster) February 29, 2024
A good father wouldn’t have risked his toddlers health but ok
— AprilSamurai :) (@AprilSamuraii) February 29, 2024
I don’t know if the risk in the lesson were worth it. I was scared that baby was gonna hit his head on the wall. Could been a permanent result to teach that lesson
— Scotty Bono (@ScottyBono) February 29, 2024
This is how babies end up in the ER and removed from the home after getting brain trauma. Parents are responsible for using common sense in determining if natural consequences will have brain trauma.
— ✨🌊 ADRIENNE ✨🌊✨ (@AquafarE) February 29, 2024
Bad parenting man. Straight up. He’s a toddler. His bones are fully developed yet. And he could’ve suffered head trauma.
— Abdur-Rashid (@Abdur_Rashid) February 28, 2024
Dad could’ve prevented that.
I'm a father of boys and the father who let his toddler do this and those defending it are idiots. The child is too young at that age to even internalize the lesson you think he supposed to be learning, risking an injury like this. https://t.co/mVZMfyEHCT
— Cognoscente of Cognomens (@ShimminyKricket) February 29, 2024
He looks about 2. He didn't get the bike and himself up there without assistance. As someone who has let her kid do some dangerous things so she understands her body and her ability, I couldn't imagine setting her up to hurt herself for internet clout. Terrible parenting. https://t.co/j9l6RwsGgk
— Parenting Decolonized (she/her) (@prntgdcolonized) February 29, 2024
Darcy Jimenez
Wednesday
Gary Pilnick
The character: Kellogg's CEO Gary Pilnick
The plot: Kellogg's millionaire CEO Gary Pilnick went on CNBC's "Squawk on the Street" for an interview last week. It seemed harmless enough at first, until he dropped the following comments and lit the internet ablaze with his unchecked greed and lust for more poor people to prey on.
Footage of Kellogg’s CEO suggesting people should eat cereal for dinner to save money
— BoreCure (@CureBore) February 27, 2024
pic.twitter.com/aQ5PEEel1u
The repercussion: Nothing like going on TV for an interview and just slipping in corporate talking points, directly advertising your product like it's a cure-all for poverty to anyone who will listen and give you money. Hawking Frosted Mini Wheats to people dealing with job loss, rising inflation and stagnated wages is certainly not a good look, and Pilnick received heavy backlash for implying that cereal is in any way a suitable dinner.
@pinkwigcorporategirlie Rich CEO of Kellogg’s telling the poor and all of the laid off workers to eat cereal for dinner while standing infront of mansion. This is what conpanies think of you. ##cereal##Kellogg##laidoff##inflation##economy ♬ original sound - PinkWigCorporategirlie
did….did the CEO of a cereal company write this?
— Mike Clay (@MikeClayNFL) February 28, 2024
you already just know he be having thousand dollar steak for dinner and not cereal.
— benny. (@benny7gg) February 27, 2024
translation. eat more cereal to keep me rich pic.twitter.com/aIod027KAr
— Jess ☕️ (@CryptoNCoffeee) February 27, 2024
Getting home from a 12 hour shift for dinner and it's cereal...💀😭 pic.twitter.com/3BzRH9e03P
— Mate (@ThatOneMate55) February 27, 2024
A CEO making $13 million a year should not be telling poor people what to eat for dinner. pic.twitter.com/GtVOavUYa0
— Midtown Mike (@MidtownMike22) February 27, 2024
Bro be like "screw your health, buy my product"
— Apurv Anand (@apurv_anand) February 27, 2024
@5149jamesli Kellogg’s CEO says we should all eat cereal for dinner to save money 🤡
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Jared Russo
Sunday
@maddie.braps
The character: @maddie.braps, Swiftie, over-sharer
The plot: On the weekend, TikTok user and Taylor Swift fan @maddie.braps shared a clip of herself and her friends sitting outside one of Swift's concerts in Sydney. The video shows Maddie's very emotional reaction to hearing the start of the song "Exile," which she says "saved her life." And when I say emotional, I mean she bursts into tears and howls like a loved one has just died — while her friends, who try to comfort her, exchange bewildered looks.
@maddie.braps Skip to 0:24 seconds… I’m actually not well #exile #erastourtaylorswift #erastour #erastouraustralia #taylorswift ♬ original sound - mads
The repercussion: There's nothing wrong with getting emotional over music — we've all got that one song that can make us cry if played at the right time — but for many, Maddie's reaction was pretty extreme. A lot of people were also puzzled by her decision to film and post the very personal moment, while others expressed sympathy for the friends.
I miss when people had shame pic.twitter.com/LJuyHkOuD6
— Joe (@jrdzvl) February 25, 2024
her friends are so strong i’d have to laugh at her because why is your reaction to taylor swift playing exile the same as me finding out my dad died pic.twitter.com/WWCuV6XdJM
— ౨ৎ tess⸆⸉ (@F3ARL3SSTV) February 25, 2024
the girl on the right definitely opened uber after that
— V (@vitalyvortex) February 25, 2024
That left girl shake of the head meant don’t you dare laugh, don’t you do it, dont do it 😂
— Drackson (@drakson_MCI) February 26, 2024
me but with Temperature by Sean Paul https://t.co/sdv7ezwedm
— JP (@jpbrammer) February 27, 2024
You’d think someone just knocked on her door with her husband’s dog tags. This is amazing https://t.co/cBobBKzLay
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) February 25, 2024
the girl on the right😭pic.twitter.com/VlkTkCOmlh
— ☆ (@realonx1) February 25, 2024
bella baxter in poor things when she realized there's injustice in society and that poor people exist: pic.twitter.com/RPBdZx3JJG
— ❦ (@justInwuah) February 27, 2024
Darcy Jimenez
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which included the NYPD's dance team, a woman with a Netflix drama-worthy marriage story and a breakdancing father who's not beating the deadbeat dad allegations.