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A Financial Advice Columnist Who Got Scammed Out Of $50,000, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on Twitter from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got silly AI praise, a cringey pro-Musk tweet, a bad take on salaries and a financial journalist falling for a very far-fetched scam.
Friday
Sam Altman
The character: Sam Altman, OpenAI CEO, word generator, wannabe trillionaire
The plot: The man who led the AI revolution we're all currently living/suffering through, OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman, recently posted a fun fact about his robotic product.
openai now generates about 100 billion words per day.
— Sam Altman (@sama) February 9, 2024
all people on earth generate about 100 trillion words per day.
The repercussion: It was politely pointed out to him that this is a stupid factoid — it's very easy for a computer to generate trillions of meaningless words, and there is no inherent value in just saying a lot of stuff for the sake of it. This then led to a dogpile on the numerous downsides of AI, the investor bubble that surrounds it, the terribly ironic name businessmen gave "AI" considering it has no actual intelligence whatsoever, and so on.
So, if you love people being dunked on over and over again, you're going to have a field day with the OpenAI hate going on right now. Generating junk is worthless!
Standing in front of my phone and babbling incoherently as fast as I can to become a modern John Henry https://t.co/25UdxrmHgL
— james folta (@JamesFolta) February 11, 2024
ChatGPT does not have “a memory.” It does not “remember” anything. OpenAI is just storing data about you and your engagement with its product.
— Paris Marx (@parismarx) February 13, 2024
I’m begging the media to stop repeating tech companies’ misleading framings of their products. pic.twitter.com/oiHKk3N99P
openai doesn't generate anything ! Zero.
— joswiseman (@joswiseman) February 10, 2024
It reorganizes and regurgitates whats already created in to 100 billion options
Energy for that must b something else. pic.twitter.com/EYsvnLEs1r
— Kevin Keating (@KevinKeatingUSA) February 10, 2024
Unfortunately 50 billion are "I'm sorry but I can't assist with that request."
— Alex Beal 🆎 (@beala) February 9, 2024
rolling around in a pile of shit saying “im da king of shit” https://t.co/YyEnvBCvkV
— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) February 10, 2024
Mirror technology generates tens of billions of faces every day, more than there are human faces on earth. https://t.co/d3gGbZu729
— Jacob Bacharach (@jakebackpack) February 10, 2024
Buddy you should meet my wife!
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) February 9, 2024
Jared Russo
Monday
Teslaconomics
The character: Teslaconomics, Elon Musk lover, fanfiction writer
The plot: It goes without saying that fans of billionaire Elon Musk — who has nearly as many poor business decisions on his record as he does children — are cringe, but this week's Main Character entry is embarrassing even by their standards.
X user @Teslaconomics recently shared a photo of Musk and his son at the Super Bowl, along with a lengthy, made-up quote that they were, for some reason, inspired to post after seeing the picture.
"For me, the real joy is being here with you. I want you to remember, no matter what anyone or the media says about me, that your dad loves you more than anything," the post reads. "I hope you grow up knowing the value of this moment over any material thing. You're my real MVP."
Son, look around us at the Super Bowl, all the glitz, the glamour, & the faces in the crowd. People bring their flashiest toys, wear their finest material things, hoping to be seen. But for me, the real joy is being here with you. I want you to remember, no matter what anyone or… pic.twitter.com/WvZJYBIpkl
— Teslaconomics (@Teslaconomics) February 12, 2024
Perhaps even more weirdly, Musk himself replied to the post about something he never said with: "True ❤️."
The repercussion: It's straight-up bizarre to post an imaginary conversation between any celebrity and their child — let alone Musk, who's hardly Dad of the Year — and I don't know how this person expected any response besides being made fun of.
Hey man really normal post. Thanks for sharing 👍
— Down Round (@downroundpod) February 12, 2024
lol what the fuck https://t.co/foRnTuR7UN
— Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) February 12, 2024
wake up babe new worst tweet of all time candidate https://t.co/URBrHP54xX
— brandon* (@brndxix) February 12, 2024
deeply pathetic in a way that fills me with alternating waves of concern and disgust https://t.co/OPgHOp5NL4
— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) February 13, 2024
this is the saddest post anyone has ever made on this website
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) February 12, 2024
imagine the guy running this account, imagine what his life must be lmao https://t.co/LHM0fTbsXq
often i think, “ah, it’s a bit cringe being a 40-year-old man spending a substantial amount of free time making a niche self-indulgent slapstick mod for a juvenile video game i was playing back when i was 12” and then i see tweets like this and realise how much worse it could be https://t.co/UEySEvBmV1
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) February 13, 2024
Posts like these are wild considering Grimes has publicly accused Musk of not letting her see her son and i cant recall the last time this man was publicly photographed with any of his 9 other children https://t.co/iT2Dw66MS9
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) February 13, 2024
girl get a GRIP https://t.co/7Rc4XFXfSd
— JP (@jpbrammer) February 12, 2024
Darcy Jimenez
Monday
Jack Forge
The character: Jack Forge, professional technology writer, extremely bad with foresight
The plot: Jack made a post on X about feeling locked into a job because it pays good money, but not quite enough to really set oneself up for financial independence. This, by itself, isn't a terrible point, but the way he decided to start the post was pretty unhinged.
I think $150k - $225k has to be the worst salary range.
— Jack Forge (@TheJackForge) February 12, 2024
You make too much to say “F*ck this place, I quit.”
Yet not enough to be financially free without a job for any significant amount of time.
Unsurprisingly, everyone can think of a worse salary than $150,000 a year — 149,999 different worse salaries, to be specific.
The repercussion: Jack eventually followed up with a post agreeing that his wording was pretty wack, but not before getting dunked on heavily. At the very least, we know he can dry his tears with some hundred dollar bills.
Calling $200+K “the worst salary range” is about as ridiculous as ridiculous might possibly be.
— AK GibsonL5 (@AK_GibsonL5) February 12, 2024
Idk I feel like the worst salary range is having one inconvenience plunge you into poverty https://t.co/5LNrQ2nEn0
— Qui-Gon Jim (@jimbojd4) February 13, 2024
it’s so funny that they try to defend this by saying “200k isn’t that much if you hate your job.” now i want you to imagine making 6x less and working 50x harder at a job with a boss that is 1000x worse https://t.co/cIo6TFETN0
— janie jimplin (@oldlinds) February 13, 2024
Mfw when I make 3x the median American household income https://t.co/eUhST4J82U pic.twitter.com/59ZDY3ggMM
— Zach Melton (@meltonzach) February 14, 2024
if i made $200k a year i'd be addicted to imported acorn-fed iberico ham so i see where he's coming from https://t.co/go2Mxfrcd2
— lauren (@Very__Regular) February 13, 2024
The thought of living on 200K is harrowing. How many cocktails can you buy from The River with that once you’re done purchasing shoes from Ssense and flying back and forth to Los Angeles every fortnight to see your situationship? https://t.co/cJDucwaNyr
— Stephanie (@snjeriwambugu) February 14, 2024
Y’all complaining about salary in those ranges…? https://t.co/KuMJidUwFW pic.twitter.com/gL5NgAd4MM
— 06’ gucci (@dretheoutsider_) February 13, 2024
I think we should all steal something out of your house https://t.co/myksUGOtUz
— Sammy🦋✿ (@_fabeany_) February 14, 2024
$50k-$175k is the worst range if you have a family. You make too much money to get any government assistance, but not enough to afford to live with a family of 4 in any major metropolitan area.
— Andrew Kret (@BuffKret2407) February 13, 2024
I could make this for one year. Pay off all my debt and start another biz that would make it to 70k a year and half the amount of “work”. lol perspective and cost of living is great context.
— Jimmy Jumpers (@jimmy_jumpers) February 13, 2024
lol I think anyone making $75k would argue that they can’t really just say “F*ck this place” either
— Contrarian Saver (@ContrarianSaver) February 12, 2024
I’d take $150k-$225k over $32k/yr. I don’t know if your definition of “worst” is the same as mine tho.
— IceHawk (@IceHawk_) February 13, 2024
Grant Brunner
Thursday
Charlotte Cowles
The character: Charlotte Cowles, financial advice columnist, scam victim
The plot: On February 15, The Cut published an article in which its financial advice columnist, Charlotte Cowles, opened up about having fallen victim to a scam that ended up costing her $50,000.
To summarize: Cowles was cold-called by someone claiming to be a CIA agent, who convinced her to put almost all the money in her bank account into a shoebox and hand it to a stranger on the street.
Much of the essay sees Cowles grappling with how she — being, in her eyes, the total opposite of the typical scam victim — could have been so easily swindled, while also claiming that anybody is vulnerable to falling for the same tricks.
The repercussion: The essay has sparked a lively debate online, with readers quite evenly divided in their opinions. Many sympathize with Cowles and agree that we're more susceptible to scams than we think, while others insist that they would never have believed something so ludicrously far-fetched.
The irony of a financial journalist falling for a scam wasn't lost on people, either.
Everyone who reads this thinks they would never fall for a scam like this, but the truth is you would. You just have no idea how you will react when your emotions are toyed with to this level. Everyone is capable of being abused, manipulated, and scammed.https://t.co/FjKTiN9eBy
— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) February 15, 2024
i try really, really, really hard to never to assume I'd be better than someone at navigating their own circumstances BUT man this article is testing my limitshttps://t.co/rCPChqLUc2
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 15, 2024
I will say, unironically, it is brave to own up to it very publicly and try to inform people about this scamhttps://t.co/HGsjJoFik4
— Caroline Haskins (@car0linehaskins) February 15, 2024
i love when insane things happen to people and they’re like “i never thought this could happen to me but maybe…when you think about it… it could happen to anyone” bc no it very literally could not happen to me https://t.co/G015YK715l
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) February 15, 2024
I really believed he was the wallet inspector. He said he worked for the CIA and he had a British accent
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) February 15, 2024
this assumes that anyone who hasn’t been scammed just hasn’t been targeted but…people get these fake calls all the time! i’ve gotten them! I hung up!! https://t.co/3yO767P68a
— allison (@allisongeroi) February 15, 2024
— jamie (@veryhotmomm) February 16, 2024
If I were a writer of financial advice, you would have to torture me to get me to admit this pic.twitter.com/8gZBm9wgqm
— alex goldman (@AGoldmund) February 15, 2024
yes the essay is embarrassing, and yes we're all VERY impressed that you would NEVER fall for the scam, but it's clearly happening to a significant portion of the population (again, yes, people who are MUCH dumber than you, we get it), so that makes it worth writing about
— Julia Black (@mjnblack) February 15, 2024
Everyone who thinks they're too smart, too financially aware, too tech-savvy to have this happen to them is wrong. Sorry. https://t.co/iR8MMj1dwY
— Jessica Roy (@jessica_roy) February 15, 2024
If someone told me I was being investigated for financial crimes, I would probably call a lawyer before handing them a shoebox of cash https://t.co/aJjN5qxogk pic.twitter.com/09UOuegg5r
— madeline fitzgerald (@madelineanele) February 15, 2024
years ago for a story i interviewed people who were phone scam victims. until then i wouldn’t have believed how easy it is to fall for them. ofc 50k is an outlier money wise, but the ppl i talked to said they NEVER thought they’d fall for it and they did https://t.co/nlHmuqiS0o
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) February 15, 2024
god bless whatever editor convinced this writer to cast this insane situation as a universal “it could happen to you” and that they need to put pen to paper for the common good
— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) February 15, 2024
New York Mag is all bangers this week https://t.co/XyDV4zka22
Obviously the best comment on the cut article pic.twitter.com/iROJc7dwLn
— leyla (@leylaaa31) February 16, 2024
everyone says they wouldn't fall for it, but if it could happen to even one person - pic.twitter.com/PLF4eb8q9q
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 15, 2024
— Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer (@Cam_Oflage) February 16, 2024
“There is no call we do not answer. There is no faith that we betray” —me giving $50k to some guy in an SUV https://t.co/X6hrIFJQTB
— James Grebey (@jgrebes) February 16, 2024
ok so something important to know is, if you're withdrawing like $50,000 in cash, your bank will sit you down for a long talk about why you're withdrawing the cash and talk you through if it's a scam or not https://t.co/jyh7C1M0fA
— alexandra (@bigmoodenergy) February 15, 2024
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which included a controversial Lana Del Rey take, a guy who can't handle his CBD, a right-wing poster learning something new and a troubling day-in-the-life entry from a TV personality.
[Image credit: Jenny Ueberberg]